Me, a Turk: Black tea my beloved, you'll always be hot for me every morning, second breakfast, noon, afternoon, 5 o'clock, evening.
Because black coffee tastes even worse than Monster does. (And has a lot less caffeine.)
Maybe as you get older, you crave bitter things. That and the fear of the diabeetus monster. Artificial sweeteners can also cause health issues. That said, a quality blonde roast coffee can be pretty nice and not too strong.
At least where I live energy drinks are cheaper than coffee (unless you are drinking shitty instant coffee) plus while I do like how coffee tastes like it is a lot less appealing than then sweet tropical fruit flavored energy drinks
I might be a girl then cuz I never leave things half done
Same! It's either less than 10% or over 90% for me.
Please don't tell me you're one of the people who drinks almost all of it but then goes -OK I'm done, try not to look at that very obvious amount of drink I still have in my glass-
That's what my bro does and it's real bad for cleaning the dishes...
Am I too old to get this joke? I do have a Guru from time to time but I guess it's not enough.
There's a stereotype that trans femmes drinking monster energy drinks
After first seeing the term trans femme, I was very sad trans homme wasn't in use.
Me, an old person: “Why don’t they just drink black coffee instead?”
Because it makes my pee taste funny
*spits out coffee i mean pee
Mmmm.. funny pee.
Me, a young person: "both coffee and energy drinks are expensive. I'll keep drinking tap water when I'm thirsty."
Me, an Eldrich abomimation of unthinkable age:
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Me, a Turk: Black tea my beloved, you'll always be hot for me every morning, second breakfast, noon, afternoon, 5 o'clock, evening.
Because black coffee tastes even worse than Monster does. (And has a lot less caffeine.)
Maybe as you get older, you crave bitter things. That and the fear of the diabeetus monster. Artificial sweeteners can also cause health issues. That said, a quality blonde roast coffee can be pretty nice and not too strong.
At least where I live energy drinks are cheaper than coffee (unless you are drinking shitty instant coffee) plus while I do like how coffee tastes like it is a lot less appealing than then sweet tropical fruit flavored energy drinks