Job interviews be like
Job interviews be like
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What is a polite way to say “f**k off”?
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"I would like to express my sincere appreciation for your invaluable input, and kindly invite you to redirect your suggestions to a more interested recipient."
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Under heavy consideration, I have decided to decline your offer and ask that you please fuck off.
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"Dearest [gentleman/madame], I sincerely wish that thy behind be filled with a solid apparatus in an uncomfortable manner."
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I just applied at a cabinet shop. They sent me a personality quiz.
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How much money you got boy? If you pay the right price, your employee will be nice.
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I wouldn't make that assumption...
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I would if it was me mista. Ain't no rest for the wicked. It was a play on some lyrics. https://youtu.be/HKtsdZs9LJo?feature=shared
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Interviews are a weird lying contest where neither of you can be truly honest about the business or your career goals.