Dice[edge of pic] ...your gameDeterminationWith enough tries, you will eventually roll a twentyCognitive DissonanceHe has a degree in statistics. But he will still roll a d20 five times at the game store and declare, "This rolls high. I'll take it!"RandomnessTrust in the oracular power of the diceSometimes in LifeYou don't know if you rolled the dice nicely
Look, this isn't a diceocracy, its a dicetatorship. If they can't roll right, perhaps they have no place in our society.
You don't roll around much? Jail.You roll around too much? Believe it or not, jail.We have the best dice in the world. Because of jail.
It's less of a "dice jail" and more so a "dice oubliette".