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1y ago

Fuck the law

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Popularize this fashion until everyone's doing it. Then everyone can smuggle all the chicken they want anywhere they want without being suspected. Personally though I'm putting fried chicken in mine.
I don’t know if this just caught me at the right time or what but I don’t think I’ve ever cried laughing at a meme before. Thanks!
- It's her expression that gets me
  
  The expression of someone who has just farted but knows no one will ever suspect her?
  
  It's such a brilliant expression, the cheeky smirk and eyes full of glee. Zendaya knows something and is relishing the fact that everyone else doesn't.
Woman looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome
- I bet he's secretly smuggling chicken as well.
  
  He smuggles the entire poultry industry
I once duct taped a pizza to the inside of my jacket to smuggle it into a theatre
- How did that turn out
  
  The girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.
  The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn't really any worse after being sideways for a while
Legit did the drunk couple act with my GF once to smuggle her favorite candies into the theater for a movie date
Just had so much shit that it was sticking out even on my deep pocket pea-coat
- drunk couple act
  genuinely curious what this is
  
  Stuff contraband in pockets of opposite sides facing in if you stand side to side, pretend to be leaning on each other as you walk in with goodies well concealed.
My fiancee: that hat is too big for her head.
Me: did you even read the caption?
- It's obviously too small for two rotisserie chickens
  
  Could fit more than a couple of roast quail though
- If she didn't bring a rotisserie chicken, that hat is definitely too big. But if she thought of bringing one, her brain is so large that it wouldn't leave any room for the chicken.
  That hat is a real Catch 22.
I’ve walked into a regal cinema with twizzlers and a water bottle many times before. They do not care.
- Hard to care when not paid enough.
  
  I googled it and the one by me pay fairly well for the area and they often hire disabled workers.
  
  The usher taking tickets is more concerned about hooking up with the girl working concessions than anything you got in your pocket
  Source: used to be that teenager
- i feel like a hot rotisserie chicken is a different ball game
The air of superiority in that face. It's like a surrealist mona lisa.
- It's because she knows that chicken is really tasty
Fuck the law
There is no law about any kind of chicken in cinemas. They can't even arrest you, when you bring your pet chicken.
- If only that were true for every country on this earth
  
  I doubt there is actually a country that has a law about it. That cinemas don't allow it, doesn't mean there is a law.
  My sister doesn't allow people to wear shoes in her living room. Doesn't mean there is a law against shoes in living rooms and you will be arrested for wearing shoes.
  You are welcome to prove me wrong and provide a source for your claim.
- A business can forbid outside food, it's not a rare choice, they are a private business and can remove people based on their actions. Then again, I've never once seen a theater try or care.
  
  Yes, sure, but norimee is right, they can't arrest you. If they do arrest you for it, it's false improsinment and they'll get arrested instead.
Thanks for this OP, everyone I've shared this with has gotten a kick out of it. It's such a big, goofy hat. That paired with that smirk on her face is too perfect.
- Goofy hats are whack yo
I'd hate to sit behind this person.
- It's a lot of chicken. I bet she would share.
  
  Alas, I'm not into chicken, let alone head chicken.
Cargo pants and Chinese takeout
I could put soooo many beans *into one of those.
You could smuggle in an entire watermelon with that hat, dang
Nah. That's an entire air fryer in there.
This is so hilarious.
Penis
- Epic
- My thoughts, exactly 😌

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