Finger licking rule

Balancing Kentucky fried chicken on your dick is a power move for sure
- A 700km (39000 inches) long Penissee needs a whole lot of KY jelly.
- Kentucky Dick Chicken is finger licking good!
- That’s why you have to stick it in the mashed potatoes first.
Kentucky fucked chicken?

I'm from Kentucky and i approve this meme.

Just needs more Bourbon. And horses. And poverty. And meth.

Meme? Lol they legit teach this to kids in school. That my home MIMAL, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana.
I would have totally failed that 3rd grade geography test had it not been for that lil fucker
- Not to be confused with MAMIL, Middle-Aged Men In Lycra
- We learned by rote, same with math. I still feel cheated I wasn't taught common core math, after seeing a video on YT a few years back.
And that's just the McConnell Estate! Heyo!

I have no idea what any of the states are that make up the chef (not American). But I now forever and a day will be able to find Kentucky

The chef states are (from North to South) Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana. Those states, amongst others, grow a lot of food, Corn, wheat, rice, pork, beef, and soy, come immediately to mind. They're certainly not the only ones, but they do a lot.
- Ah good stuff, thank you!

almost heaven,
pan virginia

That's Tennessee.
- I see only one of them. Where do you see the other nine?

mrw I see Tennessee on a map

Those are some very blue boots

well he is standing in the ocean so why wouldn't he be wearing his wellies

My color blind ass is struggling with the red text on blue, what's it say on the right?

"Kentucky fried chicken right here!" with a line going to Kentucky
- Thank you
- <3
You guys' comments here are so wholesome.

Shirts are illegal in Missouri.

What about shoes and service? Have they been banned there yet?
I live here. It is true. I have the worst fucking sunburn.

Good ol MIMAL.

Memories Involving Machines And Llamas?
Merchants Intuitively Meddling And Lying?
Men In Malta Mocking A Lion?
- From 3rdish grade iirc, MIMAL (Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana) is a man in a chefs hat making lots of food for the whole country. MN being the hat, LA being the shoes.
I never knew this acronym, but I found it helpful that the states directly north of Texas all have a K.

!cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee

Didn't read the text, thought it was a man boning a chicken

When I was a child, my mother had to travel to Kentucky for work and I told everyone who asked that she was at "Kentucky Fried Chicken."

My dad pointed out where Kentucky was on the map, and I almost immediately saw the chef and pan in the state shapes. I've never forgotten where Kentucky was since then.

Idk, Kentucky is fairly distinct with its shape... I'd appreciate something to help me with Colorado, Wyoming, or Kansas

As someone who lived in Kansas, just look for the middle of the middle.
The center column of states has 6 states (North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas), and Kansas is in the middle of that vertical line (given that the northern 3 are a bit thinner).
- The box that says shirt, right? This is actually kind of neat to know. Thank you.