Life just isn't fair
Life just isn't fair
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Your cat also won't make it to 20, though.
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You shut your damn mouth, my cat is 17 and fit as a fiddle.
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Oh, your cat will live forever!
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My cat is only five and she’s been pretty medically precarious since 2y.o. unfortunately. Cherish the time you have, I don’t think my cat will make it to 17. In fact, I would be shocked and thrilled if she made it to 12
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My cat is 18 and just in the last few months has suddenly become ancient - fur badly matted, has trouble jumping up on my 1' high bed etc. She has always looked and acted like an 8-month-old kitten up to this point, very sad thing.
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Humans would seem equally spry and carefree if none of them made it past twenty.
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True dat! When I was a kid, I would easily climb any tree I could get my hands on. Now that I have kids of my own, I've tried to climb trees again but it simply doesn't work anymore.
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Keep climbing...literally.
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I bet the car does a lot more stretching than you.
Point being, don’t discount flexibility and adding stretches to a good workout routine.
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My car doesn't do a lot of stretching, which is probably a good thing. I don't think I could trust it to not break on the expressway otherwise.
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The advantage you have is being able to jog for half a mile without having to take a nap (assuming semi regular exercise)
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Tell me you’re young, without telling me you’re young. 🤣
Edit: I’m referring to the need for naps.
BRB, going to go take a quick nap. 😴
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My mother is 65 and ran a marathon last month.
I wouldn't want her to try and do parkour or play football, but someone who exercises can absolutely stay fit well past middle age.
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I see a 70 year old Japanese lady at my training hike location who runs circles around me. If you can't jog half a mile then that's not a youth issue, it's a "desperately need to do some exercise" issue.
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I’m 40 and can jog for several miles without needing a nap or a drink of water.
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Bruh ur just out of shape.
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You can’t slowly jog a HALF A MILE???
Unless you’re 70+ or have other medical issues then that’s on you.
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I am not young. You are just either disabled, or unhealthy. A half mile jog is normal exercise, if you are not disabled.
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Its all in the diet, gotta start eating kibble
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Swear I remember a greentext of someone eating primate kibble for similar reasons.
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According to my dogs, cats are dumb and stink.
I'm not sure what you could make with that info, but now you know.
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People never mention gravity in these things.
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Gravity is a social construct like money and rant. That's why we are bound to it while cats are not
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Yeah, everybody knows it’s the density that matters.
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Thank you! I’m so tired of Big Science trying to shove gravity down our throats when it is just a theory!
https://www.theonion.com/evangelical-scientists-refute-gravity-with-new-intellig-1819567984
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Right, cats are exempt.
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Cats have no limiter. They are like anime protagonists.
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Jesse saying he can't keep getting away with it .gif
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I mean, your cat will be old and feeble with slipping joints when you're just barely learning what an actually sore back means, so it's a bit of a trade off.
But is that related? Are staying fit without exercise at the cost of shorter lifespan? How does that work?
Nah, not really related. More of a consolation, a self-soothing thought. Flexible people don't live longer or shorter unless they're so flexible from health reasons that might come with other complications. Cats just have a shorter lifespan so they hit old age problems faster.