Glass half full
Glass half full
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"yes, officer, right here. The one without the banana."
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Thats one way to make sure nobody else does
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I swear I can tell who grew up with a lot of siblings by how they eat.
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And my thought of the day that probably shouldn't be shared is: someone should beat that person within an inch of their life with an orphan.
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Lock this monster up
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You monster!
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I’ll see your picture of a half eaten sandwich and raise you an emoji of a pair of socks: 🧦
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🫕
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Officer.... Lock him up and throwaway the key.
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I used to work with kids. Every now and then I'd eat a banana or hot dog sideways, from the inside-out. They were horrified.
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I hate when people use prolly. It feels like I am losing brain cells.
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Imma kill a few more and say you prolly understood their point about the sammich, so it's aight.
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Harrumphflehgurmphhh
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