If your life story was turned into a book,, what would the title be?

One Thing After Another.

"Big Dreams, Little Outcomes"

Or

"Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity" WARNING: Contents not as exciting as the title.

The Man Who Never Took Anything Seriously

A 1000 ways to suck, a practical guide for how not to live your life.

Stoned: How one man did something somewhere with someone.. I think.

A downward spiral, how I gained a new perspective on repeating cycles.

Tja

"I Die at the End"

Friend and i were just talking about writing a series of autobiographical stories called "Wait...what?"

Ever Upward to the Middle.

I know for absolutely fucking sure I won't be at the proverbial "top" of society. But since I moved out of my parents house, I've slowly been making my way into a solid middle class, fairly comfortable position. I'm a dad, a husband, a typical working class American and I'm pretty satisfied right now.

So we'll see, I'll keep moving up, but I'm not going to break the middle of anything.

From West to East: Not the usual road traveled

Not Difficult: the harrowing tale of a man who should not have existed, didn't know how, failed professionally, socially, and academically, and still managed to put the fucking shopping carts back when he was done

Hobby Spider

Just came up with these off the top of my head...

Baby Doomer

A Long Gay's Journey into Light

Life Sucks and Then You Die: The Uplifting Guide to Looking on the Bright Side

CHAOS

A story of absolute and unadulterated chaos

And the reviews would look like this

"Everything happening all at once..." - Rolling stone

"What the fuck is the main story here?" - Like Magazine

"What did I just watch?" - some random movie patron

This Bastard is so Lazy, this Book is Just a Pamphlet

Intensely Human

One autistic man’s struggle to fit in without breaking

"Wait. What?"

Canada's Brightest Ditch-Digger

How A Man Changes

Living with imaginary friends

"Haha, There Goes The Paint Locker!"

"She doesn't wamt you to read this book"

Somehow, I manage

Don't Bother Reading

A multitude of fuckups.

Unfiltered insanity: a story of extreme ups and downs

Buckle Up, Disappointment Awaits!

How to Waste Your Potential by Taking the Easy Path at Every Key Moment

Yes, You can!

Forest Gump Part 2: That Boy Ain't Right

Huh, Aussiemandeus.

Never lucky

All This Shit is Weird:

The Dalek_Thal Story

From stickmen to angels: The life of a self-taught artist

I see you have nothing better to do

The only real leftist