General life advice
General life advice
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You could take any one of those completely out of context and they'd still be solid.
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I’ve already been living my life on these tenets.
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Knew a guy who asserted he could easily fight several cats at once and win. I truly hope he finds out one day.
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Any healthy adult human could though. An old friend of mine accidently killed a cat with a single kick while "defending" his cat that was being attacked (I wasn't there so don't ask how). He was ~14 years old at the time. At the end of the day, humans are large animals, most of just don't want to hurt other creatures so we restrain ourselves.
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Completely agree. The textbook is talking about fighting a cat to help it, not destroy it. You would get bit for sure but could easily win.
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Yeah we're really World Of Cardboarding it up at all times. You know the stereotypes about crackheads being dangerous in a fight? That capacity is inside us at all times.
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I said several, but as the memory returns I'm recalling he might have claimed as much as twenty at once.
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Instructions Unclear: Took steroids, turned off brain; locked in never ending combat with cat.
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The fuck is a "fair fight"?
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No tactical nuclear weapons, cluster bombs, sharp sticks etc. for the monkey with opposable thumbs
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Welp my Scorched Earth char is out I guess
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Don't fight a cat everyday
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Fight a cat, steal its drugs, repeat when you run out, got it!
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Preferably don't fight a cat any day
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A housecat can kill a level 1 commoner, you know.
But it can't jump (I don't remember if that ever got errata'd or is being changed in OneD&D)
On a crit it can kill a level 1 wizard