Duck

This guy has never heard of quantum ducks

Schrödinger's Duck
- Came here to write this... Man you're good.

What you didn't know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!

Duck Tales? More like Everything Tales!

What about half a duck?

How crispy we talking?

Is a single cell within a duck a duck or is it itself not a duck?

Yes.
- Inclusive or gets them every time.

platypus

Hot Dog
Not Hot Dog

Came here to make the same joke. Am not disappoint.
What about parts of a hot dog?
What if I ate a hot dog?
You wouldn't claim a hot dog is not a hot dog anymore after I took a bite, right?
If parts of a hot dog are a hot dog, when do they become non-hotdog in my intestines?
- If a hot dog is no longer a hot dog after you take a bite, what is it? It's still a sandwich consisting of a sausage in a bun; you're just masticating now.

Is a picture of a duck a duck?

Is the life of a duck a duck?

Is your perception of a duck a duck?

On the internet, no one can tell you're a duck.

Now this is science.

This is where the science begins

What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?

It depends on your definition of duck

What about a platypus? It could be considered part/half-duck. Or even duck-like!

Makes sense to me

Platypus?

Heretic! How dare you!?

There's a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:

Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.

Mathematical constructivists hate this meme

More like law of excluded middle amirite?

Hey buddy, you ever here of a loon?

wrong. duck fetus

Very strong Law of the Excluded Mallard vibes here.

Aren't you forgetting Goduck's Incompleteness Theorem?

Schrödinger would like a word

Just because we can't know if something is a duck or not, doesn't mean there are other possibilities.

The fun thing about the existence of infinity is that there is an infinite number of possible points on the line between “duck” and “not duck”

depends how you define duck; you can very much make it a binary. ultimately every term is just a construct
- You can make the term a binary, but binary doesn’t really exist in the real world. Your DNA is part duck just by nature of being a vertebrate.

Infinity is only a concept, nothing is infinite.

Oh? Nothing is infinite? What about the universe? Sure it ends somewhere. But not for long.
Oh, also, my hatred for myself is pretty infinite.
- Even hating yourself is finite when you have enough hatred

What about a fertilized but unhatched duck egg? That's kinda both a duck and not a duck.

I think you'd consider a roast duck a duck, but what about a duck drumstick? Would you say that's not a duck? If so, how much of the roast duck needs to be connected for it to be a duck?