1y ago

Ball's in your court, Mikey.

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For real though look at Pietà up close. How tf did he do that. Bro was cooking.
- Yeah sure, but which would you rather have on your coffee table: a 7000-pound marble sculpture or toast coasters that go into toast coaster toaster holsters?
  Marianna clearly wins.
  
  I think the Pietà on my coffee table would be more of a conversation starter.
  
  I mean, but on the other hand, Jesus fucking Christ's nipple (rock hard version)
- Bc it took him 2-3 years from start to finish.
  
  Sad. The toaster coaster took 2-3 hours from start to finish.
- No TV while being surrounded by the arts gets you cooking.
Is she posting about herself in the third person?
- Captsin_oni thinks that's very cringe
Can someone explain to me why you would put a coaster inside a toaster?
- It's not a toaster, it's a toaster coaster holster.
  
  That is a nice rhyme, I still don't see the benefit though
- Because it looks like bread/toast
  
  So this reserved is the origin of "if you're brave enough"? Basically, cause it looks like the real thing, imma stick my dick in it?
- Setup for one of those elf on a shelf gags?
Man... go easy on Mariana? You're all a bunch of toaster coaster holster roasters
So username is It's Marianna?
She's talking about herself in third person?
- Apparently a toaster coaster boaster poster. Roast her!
  
  What kind of website would host a toaster coaster boaster poster? Most of us should ghost her, roast her and post here!
  
  This tickles me. Brings back Bojack memories.
- It’s a-me, Mario!
Are those ceramic coasters? Terrible
- Especially since corkboard kind of looks like toast too...
- I just use floppy disks
- What's wrong with ceramic coasters? That's what we use.
  
  stone/non-glazed ceramic works ok because it's porous and absorbs the condensation. These look like glazed ceramic which won't work well. In high humidity environments there's so much water the coaster will start to stick to the glass or it'll spill off onto the surface you are trying to protect, it's just not ideal.
  Best coasters I've found are rubber with a felt/fabric insert. They never move or stick to the glass and the felt has enough surface area to evaporate the water.
- Not to mention there's only two per toaster
  
  That is the usual number.
i would put the toast coaster into a toaster instead of the toaster coaster holder on accident
Michelangelo was only 15 when he beat the Shredder for the first time.
- Bernini was only 12 when he wrote the guitar solo in Stairway to Heaven.
This could be straight out of Bob's Burgers.

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