1y ago

Man gets boat painted on fence meant to hide boat.

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Man gets realistic picture of his boat painted on fence intended to hide it

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For Christ sake, I'd go nuts if I had to see a discreetly parked boat everyday when I drive by on my way to work.
Good thing the ~~homeowner association~~ town had some common sense here. /S
all boats are discretely parked otherwise.
- Interestingly this one was actually a town ordinance, not an HOA rule!
  
  Corrected, and that makes it even more crazy IMO.
- ... if I had to see a discretely parked boat...
  fyi: discreetly parked.
  all boats are discretely parked otherwise.
  
  I dunno, you "park" with enough velocity and you could definitely describe the location of the boat as a distribution.
  EDIT: When I wrote this comment I tried to imagine how one would do this. Perhaps against a rocky shore, or falling off a trailer on the highway? But then these guys came into my recommendation feed and said, "nah, like this": https://youtu.be/zlFH3aC7Z_c?t=741
- Etienne Constable, from Seaside, California, was told in July last year by local government officials that he had to build a 6-foot fence to hide the boat from view of his neighbors.
  Good thing the ~~homeowner association~~ local government had some common sense here. /S
  FTFY
  
  A town called "Seaside" wants boats out of sight, amazing.
  
  Yes I did actually read that, but it's so crazy I thought it was a typo, anyways I corrected it.
- all boats are discreetly parked otherwise
  Like what I see going between towns and there's just a random boat left in a field or on the side of the road sometimes? No trailer, just the boat?
- everyday
  'every day', here.
I would have liked to find out why this ordinance exists. It makes no sense to me.
- Retired neighbors with nothing better to do.
  
  The neighbors complained because they have nothing better to do, but why was the ordinance created in the first place?
- So the neighborhood doesn't look like a getto full of people too poor to keep their boats in the marina like decent fokes.
  
  Theres a newish neighbourhood near me with a high percentage of reasonably cashed up retired people... nice houses with 2 car garages on small blocks. Every other house has a caravan or a boat and they almost all park them on the street.
  Some of the streets have been effectively reduced to one lane in both directions, sure its legal but its a giant pain in the balls to get around.
- Probably local storage company owner lobbying. Ick.
- "To keep crime down" or something
  
  Damn boat thieves!
He's so proud of himself
- And he should be. Fighting dumb laws with logic is great.
  
  Fighting dumb laws by creatively observing them. Is brilliant.
That is a fantastic painting! The artist nailed it.
Land of the free!
- Home of the cheeky
  
  Den of the thicc.

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