Praise Sheezus
Praise Sheezus
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Messiah Shark do do do do do do
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No sta-bles do do do do do
Kill first born do do do do do
Cru-ci-fy do do do do do do
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Life, uh, finds a way.
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Jesus - I said I was coming back, I didn't say as what.
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Happened at Cala Gonone Aquarium in Sardinia
NO WAY IT'S ON THE SAME ISLAND I LIVE ON
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One of the three wise men is among us! He's seen the signs. Now he must go bearing cans of tuna and gold doubloons.
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“All female shark tank” is my new band name.
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Coming soon on ABC!
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It's only shark Jesus if the baby is male, because that would be a miracle. If the baby is female, it's just parthenogenesis
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So we need to rebuild the Parthenon?
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Lisan al gaib?
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It's blahaj
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Jawsus!
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Have we checked his midichlorian count?
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I've heard legends of a taco made entirely out of dorito
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It's most likely a she-shark, not a he-shark.
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“You're gonna need a bigger manger.”
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I'm not proud to say that if this implied movie gets made, I'm going to go see it.
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Alright who fucked the shark
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Owner has some explanations to do.
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What? I have already told you that I love sharks from the beginning!
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I'd like a DNA test to confirm they aren't half human.
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Amen. He had returned
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Jaws Dropping
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and when he came back they denied him
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From my understanding, no. Source: SciShow on YouTube
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how long until we get some sharksonas of our lord and saviour?
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Jesus shark, dim dim dim-dim dim-dim, Jesús shark,...
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This is called parthenogenesis and is a known phenomenon, albeit rare in vertebrates. Some species, like the New Mexico whiptail, rely on it (all New Mexico whiptails are female).
Here is a paper from 2007 that talks about parthenogenesis in hammerhead sharks..
The New Mexico whiptail is also an F1 hybrid. If they go extinct, you can make more by hybridizing a little striped whiptail and a western whiptail. In case anyone thought that 'species' was a solidly defined word.
Plug-in formulas
Laugh's in mule
F1 hybrid
https://youtu.be/gEzXrDL4F3k?t=4s
Wasn't this also like the inciting incident for the original jurassic park movie?
Nah.
That one was dinosaurs changed gender to male, citing the frog DNA they completed the chain with as having that potential.
So what was supposed to be an all-female park to prevent reproduction became co-ed and then nature happened.
No, in Jurassic Park African frogs are used as the genetic gap filler, these frogs (and therefore the dinosaurs) are able to change sex in same sex environents
Man so jesus was real
Genomic imprinting says no. It wouldn't produce a fetus that is in congruence with the possibility of life. It could at most start growing and developing, but it would die in the womb. More akin to a tumor than to a baby.
Interesting fact about the NM whiptail, they still need to have sex to reproduce for some reason, despite no gene swap occurring.
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