"People always say dogs are man's best friend but I've never seen a cat working for the cops."
Sadly they do make cats work as narcs tho :(
Indeed, but it didn't stop them from trying to use cats. Thankfully it failed spectacularly while costing a certain 3 letter agency many millions of dollars in the 60s.
All cats are bastards
All cops are bulletproof (test out yourself!)
Cats really are beautiful bastards