I feel we should return to our pagan roots and sacrifice them at the foot of the tree to stave off the anger of the gods. You don't just go around cutting down fancy trees. That's the kind of nonsense that causes big problems.
The traditional method of Anglo-Saxon human sacrifice was to hang them from a tree, which presents a small problem.
I thought they said there were tree fellers
Damn I lost my shit over this one. Hahahaha class.
Fucking Cumbrians, coming over 'ere, taking our trees!
I feel we should return to our pagan roots and sacrifice them at the foot of the tree to stave off the anger of the gods. You don't just go around cutting down fancy trees. That's the kind of nonsense that causes big problems.
The traditional method of Anglo-Saxon human sacrifice was to hang them from a tree, which presents a small problem.