Kanye West Announces 'Yeezy Porn' Amid Reports of Adult Film Company
Kanye West Announces 'Yeezy Porn' Amid Reports of Adult Film Company
I don't even know anymore...
So this is wholesome Christian porn, solely for use in the sanctity of the marital bedroom?
Missionary position only. Nobody makes a noise.
Just let that soak in for a bit
And it's filmed in the dark.
The handshake after is always the best part.
Upload your marriage certificate to access the site.
Might not be that wholesome, I'm expecting to see some Nazi porn or a zeig heil in the videos at some point.
Christian porn is just solid black on the screen, because it's only of you and your spouse, filmed in the dark with no noise
Christian porn is just solid black on the screen
So christian porn is BBC?
He's totally gonna collect data for a few months, find out when people finish on each video, and add a cut to him right as you finish.
"imma let you finish, but..."
Beyonce shoulda been in this video...
I want Kim and Ray J pt. 2 featuring Kanye in the corner. Make that video or you're a coward.
One shouldn't laugh at the mentally ill but damn, it's all I can do to keep a straight face.
Apparently he's tried to get help for it in the past, but his contract with Adidas says that if he's in any kind of mental healthcare for more than two weeks, he loses all his money or some shit.
Very strange. I remember him being a lot more anti porn before.
He was... and he also wasn't. From the article:
This isn’t the first time West has publicly been affiliated with porn. In the past, West has referred to a “full-on pornography addiction” that “destroyed my family” and to sex as a design inspiration. In November 2022, Rolling Stone reported that multiple former Yeezy employees claimed West played pornography to them and showed them inappropriate pictures of his then-wife Kim Kardashian, among other alleged tactics of intimidation and control.
Sigh. These people (musk, trump, west) are walking contradictions because they know it keeps their name in the news.
he is a bit like Elon Musk of the entertainment world: completely incoherent and inconsistent
I'm just shocked at the uninspired name choice.
Sleazy Yeezy would have been hilarious.
I'm not really all that shocked. I'm more shocked at his career success because he has a real lack of creativity. Especially lately.
What I've deduced in recent years is you don't have to be smart or creative to have career success. Between him, Trump, & Musk I'd argue you just flexible or non-existent morals are the biggest factor.
Probably the most rational decision he's made in this decade.
I'm not so certain he is. We must be at an adult film company saturation point by now. There is so much porn. He's going to have to go super niche or something.
He's going to have to go super niche or something.
Nazi uniform fetish?
Well if he's going to be the star then that's his niche.
Onlyfans is pretty new and they probably make good money. And even if he just resells others content without any trace of innovation just his name alone would get him some customers.
How long until we get some kind of Nazi fetish film? Kanye already said that we need to stop dissing hitler, and that "Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table, especially Hitler" so it wouldn't surprise me if the thing he thinks hitler bring to the table is his sweaty hog.
I'm not going to look for it, but I would not be at all surprised if such a thing already exists. I said elsewhere in the comments that we're at a saturation point with porn. You could name any fetish out there and, unless it's a fetish only shared by like three people, there's probably porn of it. And you can probably even watch it for free somewhere.
So I guess at least Texass is safe from this?
If the way he dresses his partner is anything to go by, it might be some real weird shit.
If it's anything like how he treats his wife in public it'll be full of domination shit. There's a photo of her giving him a BJ on a boat in Italy. There's another photo of them in Italy where she's naked apart from a jacket or a coat and she looks massively uncomfortable so it was probably Kanye's idea (I refuse to call him ye)
So when the pornstars yell out for Christ while getting railed, does that make it Christian?
His mother must be so proud.
I'm guessing if his mother didn't already disown him over loving Hitler, she's going to be okay with him making porn.
I was being an asshole. She died in the mid 2000s and I believe that’s why/when his crazy ramped up.
So his current wife is clearly a younger version of the woman who rejected him, he uses his power over the stand-in to expose her and makes her do humiliating things (she might be a willing participant enjoying the experience but the point doesn't seem to be about her but her acting as a stand in for Kim)
Based on this I'm guessing we'll see women that look like Kim playing submissive bimbo roles, though this will make him uncomfortable pairing them with a better version of himself or a bigger more attractive man so I also predict it'll be largely solo stuff or groups of clothed men and a bimbo Kim being degraded.
Sounds wholesome.
Good Christian Porn (Kanye won't let Jewish people on set)
I'm sure there's a market for "milf in overpriced wellies"
Mental health.
My thoughts: "It ain't Christ-like"
It's like the 80s all over again; Neo-Nazi's, bad adult VHS movies, drug epidemic, Trump.
Russians!
And the need to hide under your desk in school even though it won't protect you.
So sad watching this generation get its 30s stolen from them.
🎼We didn't start the fire...🎶