The Earl of Sandwich would not approve

Those aren't buns any more. Pretty sure they're labia.

Everything reminds me of her.
Edit:

Big foods' next attempt at convincing us the next big thing is less meat and more carbs. For a premium price. Then they shrink the bun under 'enhance the meat flavor'. Rinse. Repeat.

/tinfoilhat

I don't think this is a "tinfoilhat" moment. Some marketing exec just read your comment and came in his pants.

This is great. My six year old son likes to play a game called "what's a sandwich" where we pretend the name sandwich doesn't exist and we have to explain how it's made then pretend the chef serves misunderstood dish. He'll love this picture.

We did something similar in high school.
We grouped up to write instructions on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and then the teacher would read them literally while making a sandwich. I don't think she ended up making any sandwiches.
- I think I saw a video similar to this with a dad and son. Ended up rubbing the peanut jar on the paper or something like that because instructions weren't specific enough.

Coward made the cut straight; grow some and do a spiral cut!

Is spiral cut what I'm thinking it is

They need to go to the hague food court, and punished for their food crimes.

You do the food crime, you do the food time.

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That gun is cut into quarters. It was already cut in half before they started.

Since the bun is already "cut" this is the only logical way to do it given the instructions. The issue isn't misunderstanding, it's the instructions being bad. It's like telling someone to cut an already-sliced loaf of bread.

Thumbnail doesnt look like a sandwich

If this "model" example wasn't glued together for photo purposes, gravity would make these toppings an absolute shit-show before it's ever actually served.

But they're called toppings, not sidings

As a hungry user, I want to be able to eat my burger with one hand that does not become messy so that my hunger will be satisfied and i won't have to wash my hands.

This belongs in Programmer Humor too.

Cross-post it my dude.
- Dumb question. How do I do that? Is there a "crosspost" button, or do you mean just repost it in that community?

This is how brain works. Half the time, I do things the other way.

This is why I clarify EVERYTHING. I'm sure it gets annoying to people some times but my Brain sees every possible ambiguity usually and I need to make sure even if I'm 99% sure that it's one way over the other.

Perfect for Packman.