Can I lick it?
Can I lick it?
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We can't lick sodium or chlorine, but combine them and you get something we literally make blocks of for the purpose of licking. What a world!
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This is like the nile red videos where hes like "plastic gloves are essentially grape fruit" and then proceeds to make it.
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One is bad in one way and the other is bad in the opposite way.
Neutralize!
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But does this imply licking it in a "lickable" state? I have a hard time imagining licking a gas, and licking hydrogen as a liquid at -250 C or so sounds, not great.
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Depending on the quantity and the leidenfrost effect, you might be fine
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One could say you are licking gasses right now
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That's hilarious because me and my brother licked lead fishing weights for fun as a child. It's probably why I'm retarded.
Can someone make one for suitability as dildo material?
Edit: Here it is, chumps
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A nobel prize would be given to a lot more of those. Especially those naturally brittle or liquid.
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awesome contribution
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Magnificent!
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Lithium, Sodium etc. need to be upped to "please reconsider." Calcium and all the lanthanides are also metals I would not advise licking because theyre very reactive. Promethium is especially dangerous due to its radioactivity with its longest lived isotope having a half life of around 17 years. So not only is it reactive, youd die to the radiation too.
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Lithium is just gonna be a little fizzy like pop rocks. No explosions, thankfully. The LiOH produced would not be fun for you, but probably won’t hurt anyone else.
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Lithium salts are used to treat bipolar. The metal isnt just reacting with the water on your tongue to create a very strong base (and lots of heat), you are also going to be ingesting that Lithium (as a lithium soap as it reacts with oils and fats) which can have different (unpleasant) effects on you depending on how much was ingested. If your kidney function is impaired, it gets worse.
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I'd bump up cesium, rubidium, and probably potassium to "please reconsider", as I would not want to stand near you
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Please don't lick elemental hydrogen.
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Out of curiosity, what would happen if you do?
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In the hypothetical, if one were able to lick elemental hydrogen in its atomic, rather than molecular form, it would have a few potential effects. The one that would concern me most would be its aggressive reactivity, ripping hydrogens away from anything that it could in order to achieve stability. This would potentially cause tissue damage both from the deprotonation and shift in pH.
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Nothing, because you can have only one atom of it. Multiple will just form molecular hydrogen H2. That one hydrogen atom will aggressively rip of another hydrogen of a molecule of water for example, but it won't be noticeable.
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Licks calcium one time
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But Lead tastes so good!
I wonder what metallic Sodium tastes like...
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It tastes like hot hydrogen gas (that will quickly mix with oxygen and taste like superheated steam).
If that doesn’t get ya, it would taste like sodium hydroxide, and also soap. (The soap is from the hydroxide turning the fats in your cells into soap.)
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It tastes like pain.
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Instructions unclear for isotopes
What if I want to lick U-235?
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A decent chunk of these are "how would you even?" and a few others are "you're doing it right now."
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I'm gonna lick Ununennium and you can't stop me
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Yes you can!
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I dunno, if that gasses are in a state where they're able to be licked, they'd mess you up pretty bad
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My lead sandwich is calling to me
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Mmm Pb&J.
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I'd say downgrade Mercury to yellow. Licking Mercury won't hurt you as long as you hold your breath.
Having it close to your breathy parts is always not a great idea though.
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Lick my As! You chemists can't stop me from slobbering on every element.
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Can I lick it?
Green - yes, you can!
Yellow, Red, Purple - no, you can’t!
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I think yellow is actually fine - a lick is 3 seconds of contact maximum and you're not sucking on it or ingesting it...
Lithium's the only one you'll ingest decent quantities of and it's just gonna taste fizzy and soapy with no real lasting damage, stuff like lead you won't even ingest and even if you did it'd probably be fine in such low quantities, even mercury is probably ok to lick if you're careful
That said, with the radioactive ones you need to be careful of what isotope and sample size you're licking, so licking a huge ingot of U235 would probably do some lasting damage just by being near it, but licking a small piece of U238 is more than likely fine so long as it's solid and not dust
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You can't lick Titanium?
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That's thallium (81) my dude, I had to check myself
I'm not sure if you should lick it though, id trust the chart
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They're all lickable, it's just that some you can only lick once.
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Ah, a modest variation of the mushroom forager's creed
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My pet peeve is when people say "everything is edible once" instead of "eatable". No, everything is not edible once, that's the point of the word!
Lickable though, now we're in business.
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I wanted to tell a joke here, but all the good jokes argon.
That was such a noble thing to admit.
it didnt get a reaction out of me
I was going to tell a sodium joke, but Na.
Is that a mother fucking Warframe reference?
Yesss, someone finally caught it!