Self Checkout

I consider myself a very honest and morally kind person but you are fucking right I do this

The company is using you to ring this stuff up so they don’t have to pay an employee to do it, so I’d just consider the difference in price to be my wages for the work they’re having me do.
- I dunno man, being in Canada and having all the grocery stores jack up their stuff makes me feel very not bothered about anything anybody does to them they may be considered "not moral". I mean, as long as we leave the grocery store workers alone.
Dunno how you can think those things about yourself with all that maniacal laughter you're doing.
- I've twiddled my moustache so much I got a static shock
That's literally theft lol.
- They didn’t train me to be a cashier, so how am I understand the nuances of the grocery industry when they’re asking me to do their job?
- Food theft, I saw nothing.

My solution to this is to just buy normal produce because organic produce is stupid.

We need a different new label: Sustainable. In my opinion more important than Organic.
Organic not about being healthier, it is about being more sustainable.
- Addressed in the article. Organic is actually less sustainable because it’s less efficient.
Enjoy your food with lots of pesticides then. https://www.foodwatch.org/en/most-supermarkets-lack-a-coherent-strategy-to-reduce-pesticides
- Organic does not mean pesticide free. It just means they use so called 'organic pesticides' which are just as bad or worse, but they're 'naturally derived' which sounds better to some people. It's marketing BS. Any agricultural practice at scale uses pesticides and all produce should be washed before consumption.
- Read my link. Organic food is full of pesticides as well.
- They go well with my credit card microplastics

I always wonder where they keep the inorganic produce?

Wax fruit is available in the home goods section
- Wax is made of hydrocarbons, which is as organic as it gets.

Kneel. Kneel before Professor Chaos!

As far as I am concerned self checkouts will be deprecated just like self driving cars. And organic bananas FTW!

The worst part about self-checkouts is the people who spend 20 minutes trying to figure them out.
I'm in and out in a few minutes, even with a cart full of stuff.
- Tbf, there are definitely some items that just REALLY do not work well with self check. Really light items that it can't properly sense the weight on or anything age restricted are the first 2 that spring to mind but I'm sure there are others.
  No matter how good at self check you are, if your order contains a greeting card and a box of cold medicine odds are the damn thing is gonna completely shit the bed.

How about a NSFW tag on anything THIS horrific?

You trying to get me fired or arrested?!

Next level: stick the price tag of organic bananas on a tray of meat.

This is next level. I wonder if this is really possible. Like, do they have control on these things? I am thinking of a mass resistance where people make barcodes and go to these places to stick their own fair prices and pay. But may be we are not there yet.