1y ago

Do not trust it. Do not follow it.

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FYI the beard is photoshopped in. The original video is on his insta handle @zuck
- Either way he still looks realer
  
  Well yeah, they said it was photoshopped.
- Not just the beard, eyes and brows
  
  He now smiles
Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.
- Bad advice. My mom's dog has bad separation anxiety. She'd have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store..
  
  Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.
  
  ... 🤔 .. maybe we will double check first.
- And always aim for the brain.
- Recently I've been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.
  
  She knows the bigger threat when she hears it
- If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I'd be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she's their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!
  
  She's inviting them in.
More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it
- It learned that linked metal pieces are a thing which human persons adorn themselves with.
  
  I wanna be adorned
It's getting wild out here.
- He is obviously inflated, she has to hold him down or else he'll float to the ceiling.
- This is btw real lol
  https://www.instagram.com/zuck/p/C4AI5mVLduO/
He's been smoking way too much meat.
- Eating the sweet ray babies
Is that chemotherapy hair, or does hair get curly on its own sometimes?
- He's Jewish I'm pretty sure, a lot of ours hair just does that when it gets a little longer and the conditions are right.

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