The Eurobean Mind Cannot Comprehend
The Eurobean Mind Cannot Comprehend
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The Eurobean Mind Cannot Comprehend
Cannot comprehend miles? Yeah, use a measurement system that makes sense!
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We do, but only for bullets.
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What's so hard to comprehend? 4 inches to a hand, 3 hands to a foot, and 5280 feet to a mile. It's a straightforward pattern!
(I hope it's not needed, but this is definitely sarcasm)
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Everybody loves those explicit sarcasm indicators. Really makes the whole joke hit harder.
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My mind can't comprehend those walking and biking numbers. The walking is about 70 miles a day. That's more than double the average distance of a one day ultra marathon done everyday for a month and a half. The biking distance is about 255 miles a day. Roughly 2.5x the average daily distance for the Tour de France. I want to meet the people who can do that.
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Google maps doesn't account for breaks. They're assuming you can walk at 3mph, and however much time you need to rest and eat is up to you.
Just like 1 day and 23 hours is only drive time. They're not accounting for the naps that you will definitely need.
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The big difference here is that most Europeans would never make that drive, while an American would cherish it as a holiday.
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This farm grows baked beans?
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It's weird that it's not putting you on I-44 from St Louis to OKC.
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I’m sorry but Eurobeans are the OBs. Ask our living God-King:
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1 Season, 15 Episodes; Mr Bean is Eternal.
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You mean Eunobean mind.
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The real thing that breaks the Euro mind about this is that you go all that way and cross 3 rails, all quite close together all things considered
#america
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You’d be going parallel to most railways
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But why does the train take twice as long?
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Oh, the entire continent is fair game?
OP said eurobean. As far as I know, Europe is a continent. Anyway, borders are meaningless.
Don't make me post a journey from County Cork to Vladivostok you daftie 😂
except that's not the continent, that's all within the EU, which is equivalent to the USA.
The uncomfortable truth is that the US isn't special, and you can't use the size of it to justify things being shit.
lol you beat me to it: https://i.imgur.com/0h892RM.png