1y ago

Freedom Caucus' new 'FART' team sparks avalanche of jokes, memes

The House Freedom Caucus has reportedly deployed its Floor Action Response Team (FART), triggering a wave of jokes and memes online.

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Best line:
"Actually, that's not complete reporting, Olivia. I have a source that tells me it's the Wrong Every Time Floor Action Response Team – WETFART. The #WETFART team is a loud and slippery crew. Beware."
- I prefer the Senate/House Action Response Team.
  
  Never trust a FART.
Matt Gaetz is probably one of the chief FART pushers. And I bet MTG is one of the leaders of it's companion group, Conservatives United: Next Tuesday
- Give Marge some credit, she probably plays a mean ass-tuba as well. It’s hard to tell though, they all just point the finger at one another as soon as anyone hears one squeak out.
- Folks don't read usernames every time, so the use of the /s is unfortunately still required.
- Based on the downvotes, half the people didn't read your username.
This has to be intentional, right?
Like if they’d name it anything else no one would mention it or remembered it.
- No I 100% believe they just fucked it up like that because they’re goddamned morons.
  Nice work, Florida, Colorado, Georgia, et. al.
This is the Canadian Reform Alliance Party all over again...
I guess they got the attention they wanted.
I preferred Father's Against Rude Television. They are the original FARTers. This new fangled group are nothing but posers.
- I understood that reference 😂
"Quick! The Democrats are about to pass student loan relief! DEPLOY THE FART AND CLEAR THE CHAMBER!"

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