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SandbagTiara2816 @lemmy.dbzer0.com

1y ago

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Wife: what are you thinking about having?
Me: my ass ate out
Waiter:.... I'll give you some more time.
Applebee's is a bar, so all bees served at Applebee's are technically, Bar Bees.
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- Oh Margot not only are you an incredible actress but a hilarious comedian! So cool we have a famous celebrity like you within the fediverse!
Welcome to Dicks. Can I help you find anything?
- There's a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick's and their motto for a while was "eat a bag of Dick's".
  
  This just proves to me more and more that my business partners were/are prudes. We started a bratwurst stand. I wanted our slogan to be "We just want our sausage in your mouth." They voted it down because it was "too risqué."
  
  This is amazing. Would eat Dick's.
- I'll have the balls
"Welcome to Applebee's! Would you like apples or bees?"
"Bees?"
"HE PICKED THE BEES!" chefs angrily shake jars of bees
- Spiders it is, then.
  
  This is an Applebee's, not an Outback Steakhouse
Haven't had bees, but crickets are pretty good once you get over the initial mental hurdle. Kinda crunchy and earthy.
- I had salt and vinegar crickets. They were good, as long as you didn't try to savor them.
  
  I had mine in taco form. Spiced with cumin and probably fried, they were good when the legs weren't getting stuck in my teeth, haha
  
  Careful, you might trigger a conservative.
"So the choice is ... or bees?" (which is two Eddie Izzard references in one)
- I'll have the chicken
- I'll have the chicken then.
This one would be funnier if it said slightly less.
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Saved two letters, Skippy. Your efficiency makes up for the news that we're not worth 2 letters.
- Honestly it's the right call. We're really not worth it.
- It's Twitter, dude. You're limited by character count

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