Egypt has so little space
Egypt has so little space
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I heard that your mother is smaller than Egypt!
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Your mom is so small, you can't even see her on a country map
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Your mom is so short that her entire body is in her license picture.
Your mom is so short that when she sits on the curb, her legs dangle in the air.
Your mom is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
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Your mom is so small that she got run over by a Micro Machines car.
Your mom is so small that she has to stride to walk so she doesn't violate plank length.
Your mom is so small that her mass is divisible by zero.
Your mom is so small that she sneezed and escaped a black hole.
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That's just what Big Egypt wants you to think.
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You could drive for 1000 hours across the United States, Russia and China combined and still be in the United States, Russia and China combined. The Egyptian mind cannot comprehend this.
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Even without Alaska?
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I think Egypt is bigger if you include Alaska with it.
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What a coincidence... America is smaller than Russia, China, Egypt and America combined.
You take that back!
America is smaller than America and the Vatican combined