90s Internet

Not certain I agree with that last scene. Probably should have said,"wow technology is amazing!"

I'm reminded of showing my buddy Steve how well the new cable modems worked.

I loaded up Kazaa or whatever file sharing thing was popular at the time.

"What's your favorite metal band?"

I type it in, results trickle in.

"Cool!"

"Nah, hold on." Then I type porn and hit enter.

BAM Full page of search results.

"HOLY SHIT!"

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠋⠉⠙⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠰⠼⢯⣿⣿⣦⣄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢡⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠸⠤⠕⠛⠙⠷⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣄⠄⢀⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣿⣿⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⢫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⢿⠃⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿
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now do a man

I remember downloading porn in the 90s. It would take me about a week, mainly because I had a 28.8 modem, but also because I had to schedule them to resume in the middle of the night so my parents wouldn't know I was downloading porn. It would boot up at 2am, download for three hours, and then shutdown at 5am, about an hour before my dad woke up for work.

I stored it on a Zip disk labeled "homework."

For reference a gigabit connection is about 35,000 faster than a 28.8k modem.
- Yeah, I should have clarified for the children in the audience

Didn't forget the part where a .jpg would load from the top down for three minutes, only for her to have a dick and you have to stop yourself from lighting your computer on fire.

that is what progressive jpeg was for