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Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have a baby

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All the way through this reads so mid, you expect a funny twist ending. But ChatGPT just can't do that.
It's like a zombie wearing the skin of a writer.
- Still a better love story than twilight... 😉
- But there was no punch line!
Lmfao I love how all that musk brings to the table is driving electric cars.
- The fact he looks like Dollar Store, Kathy Bates, sadly isn’t a marketable skill.
They named her Alexis, a combination of their first names.
As heartwarming as this story was, this line confuses me.
- Hello this is our daughter Jon. Wait, no that's terrible - this is Elf! Shit, fuck it just call her Alexis.
- Yeah, you take the “Alex” from the beginning of Jeff and the “is” from the end of Elon. Alexis.
- GenAI generally can't spell worth a shit. It doesn't actually know how, it just predicts words and sentences.
  
  To be fair, that’s a pretty accurate way to describe my career, too.
Wouldn't the offspring of either be a billionaire as soon as either father gave her a billion? Or gave her control of a company that was going to earn her that much? Seems like an easy ask for the 2 richest people.
Very inspiring. One objection, though… he’s not really a founder of Tesla. He bought his way in and made them accept a clause that he could say he was a founder, then pushed out the actual founders.
- It's AI, reality is optional.

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