And then you get hooked on it and start using it for real

I know this is a joke but for anyone reading: Linux has many advantages and is great but is NOT immune to viruses or exploits.

Though there are very few of them... at least regarding virurses.
- That isn't true at all.
  Source: My job is hardening Linux servers against cyber security threats.

All jokes aside, using Linux really does bring some peace of mind when it comes to malware.

While Linux malware certainly exists, it's nowhere near as prevalent as Windows one, so that's one less headache to give serious consideration to.

once linux is more common, that will change for the worse
I have yet to see a person that uses an AV on his Linix install.

Okay, serious question: which distro is the best for watching Pr0n? One that can handle multiple video streams with out slowing down would be great.

C'mon you nerds, help a degenerate out!

Any distro, I don't think there's a difference in this case
Boot off a live media every time you want to watch it
- They're clearly asking about performance not security

The real Linus Tech Tips (now with 100% less sexual harrassment).

The hook is being able to load it onto SBC and selfhosted servers without the hassle of buying a license to an OS and being also to configure it in a way beyond what someone in Redmond or Cupertino intended.

did..did you really started using linux because of porn?

Of course not, it was because I really liked this girl, and she used Linux too.
- lmao, this is unironically the reason one of my exs stared using Linux. Because I kept hyping it up so he figured it was a good bonding activity to learn it. To my knowledge he still uses it.
- GNU/rizz
That’s… quite the dedication. I personally just never downloaded things or ran random executables from porn sites, but hey… who am I to judge, I guess
- There's always a risk of JavaScript breaking out of the sandbox and crap like that. Browser vendors do their best to protect against things like that but security is often a trade-off for speed and people like fast software, not to mention browsers are huge and complex and they're going to have vulnerabilities. A browser's whole job is to execute remote untrusted code, do you trust it that much to be flawless?
  ...... I mean, I don't but I use it anyway so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯