Tell Borts I said "Hi"

I love how the first two names are the same real names and in alphabetical order, then the next one is nearly a real name, sounds nearly like the first two, and is nearly in alphabetical order, and from there on the names just get weirder and more out of order.

I mean, not too far off from crazy American names Especially the one that's like someone was Ashleigh and wanted to be "even more unique".

I forget the source but I remember seeing a list of high schoolers in a town in one of the Dakotas. I swear Borts would be on that list.

Jorch looks like he's repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.

aiden aiden braiden bootus borts borts is poetry

I like that it forgot it was putting them in alphabetical order halfway through the second line. Also, Foob and Fooby are definitely twins, and I would love to meet their parents

My son is also named borts

What kind of AI would name their kids like that.

I'm actually a little impressed that the words are at all legible. Dune of them even make sense. Which begs the question; how many goddamn Aidens are in this stupid country?

Hunby looks like he'll offer you a sports car if you're the last person to take your hand off it.

Aiden & Aiden? Their AI mom could've at least come up with 2 different names for her twin sons.

omg is that the yearbook picture of Jort, the inventor of Jorts?!??!!? no way!!!

Jorch over here looking like a yeti

And Jort looks like someone who spends their weekends hunting yeti

no to rain on the parade but this is definitely human made content pretending like it's some weird AI shit. the names are way too obvious. Only a person trying to make a funny meme would put "broop, fooby, foob, shimp" in there.

Literally first try and not even using a seed of a yearbook snippet. If I used a seed it would be even better. Used Dalle3 with prompt "school yearbook with names".
- Well I’ll be damned. Still these are really far from the actual names in the op post. I think it’s embellished