Protecting your grain in 700 BC
Protecting your grain in 700 BC
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Has there been any serious research into 700 BCE buttock decorating? Asking for a friend.
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Here is his friend. Anything please?
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I’m wondering if Hesiod was referring to jewelry, fancy clothes, or tattoos.
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I always interpreted this as a willful mistranslation considering what a granary looks like.
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I think that's how they said "gold digger" ~2700 years ago
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The words are ancient and clear: never trust a big butt and a smile.
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I don't think decorated butt means it's a big but
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Is grain code for seed?
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Back in the day being rich means owning lots of land and harvesting lots of crops from it. Grain means money.
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Wait a second.... were there even buttocks in 700 BC?
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Yes... BC stands for Butt Crack
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Hesiod, Works and Days (370) or 373. Also Wikipedia.
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2000 year later and things haven't changed:
Ngl, I would give a few bags of flour ...