tremendous

I can't understand how stupid someone needs to be to listen to this drivel and think "Wow, this guy is a leader! Not just any leader either, the only leader for me!".

The crazy thing is that you don't need to cherry pick quotes or take them out of context to make him look like an idiot.
Listen to pretty much any interview or speech and he says something that is clearly idiotic, evil, or a blatant lie. Most likely all three... Repeatedly.
I get that Fox News is a hell of a drug, but just hearing this dipshit speak should shatter the illusion. The unwavering support is mind boggling.
- Everything about him is like that. They claim he's strong and full of vitality too. All you have to do is watch him walking, or drinking water, and you can clearly see that he's a weakling.
You see, leaders don't like need to know the specific how to. They like need to know the business, you know. Art of the deal!
At least the hardcore Christians seem to see him more as a vessel or tool. God's tool doesn't have to be perfect and in typical Bible reverse 4D backwards logic, being imperfect even shows how much of a chosen one he is. I forgot the name, but there's actually a precedent in the Bible itself.
So they acknowledge that he is the antithesis to anything they claim to believe in, but they also think that he somehow will bring God's will or something.
FIL tells me they are obviously fake if they’re stupid.
- I mean, he probably watches them in real time... Aagh! The disconnect. It burns!
I'm sorry is this real?
- Is what real? The quote? Absolutely.

Maybe the result of US education system

CHRISTIAN 4TH GRADE SCHOOL TEXTBOOK TRIES TO EXPLAIN ELECTRICITY

Link to the book please, I can't believe this.
- I second this, it seems a bit too much on the nose to be real.
  Edit: Omg, it's real.
- I have a high degree of confidence this is real. Looks like the hard work of Bob Jones University Press.
  I won’t disable my ad blocker to view the site, but there may be a discussion about it here:
  https://dangerousminds.net/comments/christian_4th_grade_school_textbook_tries_to_explain_electricity
- Fourth grade textbook published by Bob Jones University, and highlighted in a ScienceBlogs post by PZ Myers
Is that really from a book that used to teach children? Holy fuckin hell. No wonder America got shittier every day.
- I wonder whether the kids being taught by that book ever zapped each other with static
People have most certainly felt electricity.
- Mistaking it for being touched by the hand of god, when they were trying to remove the bread from the toaster with a fork.
Christians are as fucking stupid as djt it seems
As an electrical engineer, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
- Don't forget holy water in your toolbox.
- I didn't know you can't work when the sun is down. Are electricians vampires?!?
BRING IT FORTH
I threw up a little in my mouth...

There's something I don't get about the world when someone like Trump isn't a universal laughing stock.

Sadly, that idiotic oaf is still probably smarter than 25% of the country.
- he is starting to sounds more and more like mashing the autocorrect prediction button. Which has always reminded me of how my great grandma spoke before she went non-verbal due to her dementia
- That doesn't explain why the middle of the bell curve like him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec9P3C1OXqE

The dumb thing is, I can kinda understand what the speech writer wanted to say and autoprompted to him. But his fried mind couldn't understand it and because he's so vain he won't wear glasses even though he needs them so he can't even read the autoprompter half the time.

God, I can't make it through the whole thing. Listening to him blathering on and on causes me actual physical discomfort.
I sincerely don't get how anyone listens to his rambling tripe and is like, "This guy totally gets it!"
Windmills have automatic shut-offs based entirely on their Bald Eagle kill counts.
phax.
- "Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own national bird at the windmills until they reached their limit and shut down."

Donald would probably try to fight a windmill thinking it was a giant.

Don(ald) Quixote?

‘You know we have a world, right?’ is what got me. I could barely finish reading past that point.

iirc Trump hates windmills because there was a windfarm created near his golf course.

This is why the rumor doesn’t really need to be plausible or believable. It isn’t intended to deceive others. It’s intended to invite others to participate with you in deception.

How does a mind that has no thread at all still spew words?

Edit: right, autoprompt, makes sense.

https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/evolution-teaching-states

In which states are the most Trump voters? Ignorance is the capital of the right wing policy and religion their tool.

I love the poorly educated

This seems even less hinged than usual, is it real?

Media isn't reporting his obvious dementia. They call the nonsense he spouts "rambling speeches."
Some other recent examples:
“We can’t have an election in the middle of a political season. We just had Super Tuesday. And we had a Tuesday after Tuesday already.”
"Gang boong. This is me. I hear bing.”
" I could tell you about aircraft carriers, where they use electric catapults. They couldn’t go to the steam, which works better for about 1/100th the price, you know? The electric catapult, you know that story? I could tell you about the elevators on a tremendous carrier, the Gerald Ford, and they decided not to use hydraulic like the John Deere tractor, they decided to use magnets, ‘we’re gonna use magnets!’ to lift up the elevators with seven planes.”
https://thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/john-gartner-trump-cognitive-decline
- I probably shouldn't be amused at a fellow person deteriorating like this, but I can't bring myself to feel bad about it. ☺
https://youtu.be/ec9P3C1OXqE?si=BL1KUAmeh-TBKQIo
- That was significantly more hinged than the meme. He probably set a record for the pace of lies or misleading statements, but he had a coherent message: windmills not made in US, manufacturing them releases fumes, they kill birds, having them nearby decreases home values, etc

And 40 something% of the population will vote for him.

23% of the country voted for him in 2020, not 40%

I think someone told him once that if he ever stopped yapping he would implode

I don't know if he has really said that or not. It saus long about the man.

Not exactly, there's missing context between each sentence. I hate him as much as the next person but the quote is inaccurate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec9P3C1OXqE

If one doesn't understand something, there has never been a time when there were more readily available resources to explain it. If you don't have time or want to put the effort in to understand it, it is perfectly reasonable to just accept the consensus opinion of people who are experts in that subject. We all have to do that to some extent. The world is too complex to understand everything. Still, this is just incoherent. Not even wrong.

Truly a modern Don Quixote for our age.

Dementia Donald

Shamelessly stealing this.

Imagine how bad you'd have to be to lose to this braniac