Prayers
Prayers
Prayers
Real talk though ganesha would fuck up Jesus, no contest
What if Jesus turned all the water in Ganesha's body into wine?
Ikr... Ganesha is basically Goro.
Bottom panel goes hard
yes of course it does, that's the point
But... Ganesha is removing the obstacle of competition in this comic!
And is providing education and helping Jesus find out.
I will always upvote The Perry Bible Fellowship
Not pictured: Jesus' epic wrestling moves
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/833793
Jesus: "Get ready to receive some holy spirit" FBI: "Fuck, Judas got made, GO GO GO"
What if spelling bees are just propaganda to for nationalism in spelling? 🤔
Idk, but you probably aren't winning the grammar bee
You aren’t going for to win either! I on the other hand will go for to win the grammar wasp, because fuck weak ass bees!
It’s hard to say if they are fighting or having sex but both is cool I guess
I know this will get downvoted, but anyways: One should never pray for themselves is what I learned.
You're not wrong; the most self-consistent theistic philosophies tend to lean that way.
But on the other hand, you're missing the whole point of the comic
That was pretty unexpected and made me chuckle heartily. Thanks!
Who would win in a fight, a skinny malnourished Jewish guy with explicitly no fighting experience, or a 4 armed half elephant half human hybrid?
If you notice, malnourished Jewish guy is fighting dirty though.
He ain’t wearing pants
The hybrid's also welding an axe in one of his 4 arms...
The skinny guy can walk on water, calm ocean storms, heal severed limbs and won't stay dead so I wouldn't count him out. Wait, is Jesus a waterbending lich?
He's also probably drunk as fuck, because he specifically has a supepower to make alcohol
He also created our universe and through him all things are possible. Plus, he was a carpenter who could make his own fish and bread, in an era with only primitive hand tools, so I wouldn't count on him being skinny, or malnourished.
How are you going to show to a fight already nailed to a cross?
He's just a fat guy with 4 arms that has a replacement elephant head. But he'd definitely win regardless!
Will he survive if all the water in his body suddenly became wine