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New Boeing Whistleblower Says 787 Fuselages Are Improperly Fastened Together, Could Break Apart

New Boeing Whistleblower Says 787 Fuselages Are Improperly Fastened Together, Could Break Apart

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- How many whistleblowers have to die before authorities start asking questions?
  
  Depends on how much said authorities get in campaign dona.... "Oh I didn't see anything"
Boeing:
Time for the CEO to pay back everything they have made since they are obviously I'll gotten gains now
- Oh you sweet summer child... they'll respond to this by offering stock buybacks.
- Don’t forget about the board. The CEO isn’t the top of the dog pile.
  
  I'm sure they will split the military division from the plane building transfer the debts to a Canadian division then declare bankruptcy in Canada (see Blockbuster) and act like nothing ever happened in the US
Boeing execs be like:
Is it with zip ties? Because I once ziptied some furniture together and so I'm pretty much an expert now.
Boeing gimme money!
- You think zip ties will hold together at those speeds? Not to mention cause drag due to the tiny bumps? Do you know anything about aerodynamical engineering?
  You have to zip tie it together, then duct tape over top nice and smooth for extra holding strength and to reduce wind resistance. Boeing, hire me instead!
  
  Not duct tape - speed tape. It's an actual product for slapping parts on planes!

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