Slightly easier on the roof of your mouth than diamonds

Gorn Captain Crunch....made with real captains!

The music in the commercial for this cereal is intense.

Gorn dont have a lot of chewing teeth so it's important for these to be easy on the pallet.

Is the "murder weapon" a giant boulder that bounces off of you when you play with it?

People love to talk about Cap'n Crunch fucking up your palate but Ruffles are just as bad. Those damn ridges.

Put him on the Wheaties box. Breakfast of champions!