Me, except for the parts about being focused, calm, and ready for anything that the world throws at me.
"I am barely keeping it together, but good thing nobody noticed"
I can't even do a routine
Yeah I was working in a bingo hall turned into a call center. I was getting accosted by people foisting on me small scraps of paper with illegible scrawl. "You need to call this guy", etc. I had no idea wtf to do.
That's the dream I had after going to actual bingo with friends "ironically" but I abandoned them and went to the bar next door.
Edit; unsure what happened here. I guess it fits the theme a little bit
Attention Deficient Hyperactivity Duck