You will certainly not regret

Excellent chaser to my sleeve of saltines.

no snacks no real food just two beers
- Hear me out... What if I have half a sleeve and one beer? No regrets? Or maybe just one regret?
I haven't indulged in a saltines sleeve in awhile, I ought to do something about that
- You certainly will not regret it
- Noxy nooooo

I accidentally drank 20

It's a multiple of two, you should be fine.
Just kick back and relax, you're good for 10 days!

Seems conservative, I was thinking 7 beers. I certainly wouldn't regret drinking 7 beers before going to bed.

I never do. You just got to build up a tolerance. Some people keep telling me it's an addiction but they're just pussies who can't handle their alcohol.
- Since I've largely quit drinking I miss being able to get drunk and full at the same time. Such efficiency

Two is not filling enough

Try switching to Guiness
- Guiness is actually a light beer. About the same calories as bud light. It just looks heavy because the grains are dark roasted
Drink cider like a real salt of the earth hard working man. Got to make sure it's scrumpy to get a bit of food in it.
- Ooooh scrumpy -- now there is a delicious treat I haven't had in a while!

10-15 500ml beers is about how much one needs to get enough calories to last a day

Sounds accurate. My mom has been having that volume of beer for dinner for years
I knew this thread would yield some useful information. I'm writing this down.
Does that include the calories necessary to process the alcohol?
- Yes. Just like all recommended calorie intake figures include the calories needed to process the digestion of food.
- Interestingly, end stage alcoholics are often incredibly incredibly skinny from having a deficiency of nutrients. Although they will have very swollen abdomens from liver failure.
  So I guess just sprinkle some protein powder in your booze and you'll be all set!

Whu do something depraved like that when you could probably also find some expired spicy peanuts In your cupboard. You certainly won't regret washing down an entire can of expired spicy peanuts with two beers.

I'm currently at hour 47 of only beers, no food and no water. Can't say I'd recommend it.

If you stop drinking the cumulative hangover may literally kill you
**This is a joke as I hope is your statement
İs your liver made of titanium

Just two?

Two beers to get rid of the shakes so you can get down to business.
- If you ever decide to stop, seek medical assistance. If you are to the point where you get the shakes, the detox could kill you if you quit cold turkey.

Beer is liquid bread. It’s good for you.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer
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As long as you replace the bread you'd normally eat with beer I see no problem with this.
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I may be wrong, but I've been told by a German that beer is by German law considered a staple food. I choose to believe this is true.

Well, you just convinced me OP, I'm on beer diet now

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Edward 40 hands.

I thought 3 beers are a meal?

There's a pork chop in every bottle!

I will. I don't like beer.

Now two glasses of port wine...

Bro you can drink port wine again?
- I wasn't ever unable to?

what no good frozen food in stores does to a mfer

No joke. I used to brew my own, and my recipe for a Spring Maibock had a RIDICULOUS grain bill. You could easily spend a week living off a half liter once a day on that brew. It'd put you straight to bed, but that's sort of the point of a Lenten fast.