5 Moves to Rulemate
5 Moves to Rulemate
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Do you have a vibrator in your butt?
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Nuh-uh! You touched it, so now you have to follow through. We're playing tournament rules.
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Ah, a fellow competitive sex enjoyer
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My sexual ELO is listed in bold on my Tinder profile.
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"you're getting mated"
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"I see you've played the Frenchman's cumsock"
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“I’ll shove a bishop in my ass”
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I'll be black this time.
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"This isn't my favorite starting position, but I'll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage."
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Google it.
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Holy hell!
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"I normally do this by myself. It's nice to have a partner."
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That's exactly how I like my anal beads
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You can say anything you fucking want in either context.
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White knight takes black queen.
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Holy hell
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Excuse me, that is an illegal move.
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As long as it's not an illegal sex
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Who can last five minutes in bed?! That's a ridiculously high standard.
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It says 5 moves, which could average 10 seconds or less per move if it's speed
chesssex, so a much more realistic standard.
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There's no way you came up with that move yourself, you're cheating!
Pretty by-the-book so far, let's get interesting.
That's not fast enough to get a promotion.
Go ahead, take me. See what happens.
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In Polish you can say, sometimes You're pushing a Queen, sometimes You're beating a horse, which are coloquialisms for having sex and masturbating.
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The English phrase "beating a dead horse" must be fantastic knowledge for Polish schoolboys.
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There's a lot of things you could say there, they would just result in your expulsion from the chess club.
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"..shit, I forgot about the bishop"
"Wow, the king really IS useless! Good thing the queen is so versatile"
"Hey! No butt help!"
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J'adoube!
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Complete silence except for the odd quietly muttered 'adjust', and the rhythmic sound of a c(l)ock being slapped.
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Patience, please, while I consider my next move.
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"What I'm about to do is a pro-gamer move"
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Nice breasts
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I like your tower move
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First of all: That's not how you play chess (left image).
The "error" is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.
It’s not how YOU play chess. 😂
Chaos. 💣
This is merely a small step towards the heat death of the universe, but a big one from humanity.
https://sopuli.xyz/c/anarchychess
But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.
Haven't you heard about Cheskers?
That sounds like an extremely posh nickname.