I literally died.
I literally died.
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That sounds a bit ineffective, I don't think there will be much to bury after the fact
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Well, the janitor still have to pack up the bits and pieces after the incident.
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Buy one get one free at the wangsheng funeral parlor.
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This killed me.
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FUCKINF 💀
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Come a little closer
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Can they have your body OP ?
(referencing the title)
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A good company meets needs. A great company creates markets.
The police didn't like my response when I told them why I started smashing windows to advertise my window replacement business.
Did you remember to tie the flyers around the bricks this time?
"When life gives you bricks."
You forgot step 1, be rich
That's the plot of the Charlie Chaplin film The Kid. His adopted street urchin smashes windows and he comes around and offers to sell a replacement.