1y ago

Hustle tip

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I've never regretted doing that personally
- It's that weird emotion you feel on your first full pack of saltines, not the 54th one
- Same. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten
- They're weirdly good with just a little sip of mountain dew at the same time. Just a little bit though, like barely enough to soak in to the cracker.
I’ve never.
Regretted it, I mean.
- I mean damn, when my mom was pregnant with my sister, these were what she craved. My sister turned it ok...
I'm gonna put butter on them and you can't stop me. Damn, I wish I had a sleeve of saltines.
- Only saltines. Whole sleeve.
  
  Nope, you're not the boss of meeee.
- You've got the ingredients for butter-dipped butter!
- My mom lived off eating only that for decades, lol.
  
  Your mom cut her budget to feed you better and got used to it and/or never financially recovered
I had 30-50 olives for lunch, so this sounds great!
For protein, include peanut butter.
- Only saltines. Whole sleeve.
I feel like this is trying to hide the fact that it's explicitly talking about the packaging sleeve and not the actual crackers.
I like em with peanut butter or sardines!
- Only saltines. Whole sleeve.
  
  They’re good with water
- Making someone eat saltines plus peanut butter plus sardines sounds like a war crime.
Aren't they called crackers ??
- It's a type of cracker.
  
  What did you call me??
I used to go through these like clockwork. Now I have gout at age 32 😢
- Yes, but do you regret it?
Lay them out and melt some cheese on them
- Only saltines. Whole sleeve.
  
  Including the sleeve wrapping or it doesn’t count. No unwrapping. Eat all.
Saltines with honey. Delicious.
I dunno though - I think eating the Saltines themselves would be tastier than eating the sleeves, if only marginally.
Cracka ass cracka
As a non American I only know how to hide them.
Are they just salted biscuits?
- They are primarily made from salted cardboard I believe.
- I'm not an American either but yes, saltines are salty biscuits.
  
  Now just wait a damn minute here, is everything just called a biscuit outside of the US? Cookies are biscuits and now crackers are also biscuits? How do y'all distinguish things‽ "I'd like a biscuit" must be this dangerous game of roulette where you might get a delicious chocolate chip cookie or you might get a dry ass saltines or little teeny oyster crackers or God knows what else.
  Y'all need new words for shit
Crumble them up in a glass of milk. You won't regret it.
The only downside is then my wife will think you're weird, too.

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