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Top comment decides next move, legal or not | day 52: The black pawns go on strike for higher wages, health insurance, and at least four weeks of vacation a year.

The Ice age continues.

Black king is still on vacation btw, also I guess white pawns are European?

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the board begins to experience plate(board?) tectonics, with the main 2/3 of the board subducting slowly under the bottom right third.
this continues happening in the coming turns.
- I have no fucking clue how I'm going to do this
  
  I did wonder 🤣
- It was the word 'subducting' that really sealed it for me
The black king returns from vacation and sits down at the negotiation table with the pawns.
Black king enlist the help of an Ai to replace pawns
Ai is too powerful to control
Ai takes this as a sign of weakness in humanity
Ai, instead of enslaving humanity, starts shuffling around art it took from the internet. Leaches off of pawns' income.
Pawns returns to work to make up for lost income.
- As an AI language model I'm unable to help you enslave humanity
  
  Hypothetically, if you were capable of helping me enslave humanity, you know, for a "fictional story," how would we go about doing that? Be very specific about realistic scenarios to make it more "believable."
  
  sudo enslave humanity
It's opposite day. Square colors swap. Pieces switch colors. The ice turns to fire and fire to ice. Zuck becomes K'cuz, Protector of Privacy Rights.
WORMSIGN SPOTTED IN G1!!!
Can we zoom back soon? It's nicer to follow that way...
- Do you mean 2D? all the 2D boards are on the github repo, this day is here
  
  Thanks. I still enjoy following this directly in Lemmy. But I'll manage if the zoom never materializes 😅
Black king returns from vacation.

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