1y ago

MOOSEY

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I mean, this happens to people too. You think no one's ever gotten catfished into meeting up with someone just to get robbed?
- Robbed ?
  What about tortured for weeks and then killed ?
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Ilan_Halimi?wprov=sfla1
  Sorry this is a very grim case but it's very famous in France.
  Dude thought he was going for a date with the cute girl from a local shop. Ended up being horribly tortured. This gang used women as bait frequently.
  
  Fuck all of those people. And only the "mastermind" behind it was sentenced to life in prison. Everyone implicated should have received life in prison with no chance of parole
  Edit: then the warden of the prison the "cute girl" was staying in ended up fucking her for preferential treatment
  https://www.rfi.fr/en/france/20120216-french-prison-governor-jailed-affair-femme-fatale-inmate
a white twenty year old typed this
- Pretty much the ideal victim
- Wish they hadn’t
Most hunting calls actually simulate male animals, so it's more they get shot looking for a fight than pussy.
- Or maybe they're looking for that moose-bussy
  
  That honey mussy.
- so it's male meese repeatedly saying "what's up?" in increasingly menacing tones
  
  You mean a moosen?
- "AYO WHO'S LOOKIN' FOR THESE HOOVES OUT HERE‽"
  "Me." BAM
Life is pain. Sometimes the sex is real.
- Sex is pain. Sometimes the life is real.
  
  You should talk to a doctor
  
  Sex is life. Sometimes pain is real.
- Sometimes.
When it happens to people, it’s called “pig butchering”, and your new bae cleans out your life savings/crypto wallets and/or persuades you to fly a suitcase of cocaine across an international border.
- And you don't even report it, because it's super fucking emabarassing.
So... We're the siren song.
- I will always upvote Extra Fabulous Comics. There’s some genius in the “hello” formality followed by the immediate crass of “lemme get that dick” that I find inordinately hilarious.
  
  I like the idea (at least in the Percy Jackson novels) that listening to the song will make you wiser, but the only lesson is looking out for red flags
Moossy
- Ah so that's what zim meant when he said "I'll leave you to your moosey fate"
OOP is not wrong, I never thought about it like that.
- I love these wild takes of the Internet that... Like yeah. Totally nailed it.
  It's fucking insane but, doesn't make it less accurate.
As a queer person, this is a very real danger when trolling for dick on Grindr. It could turn out to be a homophobe looking to kill a gay person.
- That’s fucked, I never thought of that.
These are certainly quite some words.
shiiiiid, i guess thats me
There have been several killings in the UK where someone faked being a girl/woman to lure someone to their death.

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