enjoy

Finally, thank God

Ok. Remind me in 7 days

Thank you for your merciful, sweet release! Prepare for a lawsuit if I'm still alive in 8 days

There's something wrong with mine. It's not spinning. Do I still get the death, or do I have to do something special? I don't want to miss out.

Guess I'll die!

I see this as an absolute win

Oh well, I had a pretty good run 🤷

Ok, I had a run.

A walk.

A pitiful waddle? Yeah, that sounds more accurate

promise?

If you said something like you will live X more days i would've reposted .

Gonna put it on my calendar. Thanks.

I survived email chains, I'll survive this.

Probably.

How did Facebook 50 to 70 years old or redditors that are max 13 years old ended up hear too ?

Do you actually want us not to repost it?

remindme! 8d

Just gonna say bye now cuz I'm not gonna be here next week.

Eat my ass you gay ass nugget.

That took me back to the late 90s

No backsies!!!

If I could only be so lucky

I'm going to take my chances.

Don't threaten me with a good time

Oof ouch my arteries