Whenever I see someone doing that, I instinctively do this:
Hey.
Shut up.
fuck
I like to slump when I shit.
My toilet posture is pristine you philistine
Have you got a squatty potty?
My toilet latrine posture is pristine you philistine
That sounds better for sure. I'll hang it on the wall opposite the latrine
Are you spying on me ?
no
Fuck you spiderman, you're not my real dad!
Sitting up straight isn't magically better than sitting in a more resting position.
Hah, why do you assume the worst of people? I am so conscious of my posture that I am constantly working on it even when resting. While I browse Lemmy I am laying down in a bridge position squeezing my glutes.
I should do more of these.
Everybody gets one!
Fixed, I'm now scrolling while lying stomach down on the bed.
Thanks spiderman, but you cant tell me what to do!
Sure he can. He just has no control over your reaction.
Not wrong
im laying down fuck you
Can it, spider-Dork, I'm poopin'
I was told you're supposed to put your legs up when you poop, was that not right? It seems to help?
Pass, The sound my spine makes while sitting "properly" is a sign this is wrong. I will continue sitting like a tied up pair of pants fresh out of the drier, and you can't stop me.
I fucking love the analogy
slouches even more
Nnnnnno!
I am reclined so a can unwind. I have engaged my abs now though.
What? bullshit. My posture is totally fine.
I sat up lol
Whenever I see someone doing that, I instinctively do this: