True monsters

I can sleep in anything and anywhere. The secret is alcohol.

Well, sometimes it's no alcohol. When you don't have and can't afford any so you just sleep to get time to pass by.

You want to wake up and fend off the serial killers without pants? Pshh, good luck.

If I'm naked, I have the advantage.
You can wear things besides jeans to cover thine lower areas
- Yeah, like jorts, or denim patterned sweats

Im not weird I'm just drunk.

My roommate used to give me shit for falling asleep in jeans after we got stoned. Like bro how uncomfortable are your jeans because I don't even notice mine.

I hate the feeling of sleeping in jeans. Jeans are useful, but I've never called them comfortable.
I wish I had your superpower to not notice them on.
Burlap jeans.

It's like you've never owned a stretch jeans in your life, that shit is more comfortable than literally anything else I ever wore on my lower half.

As a man, I've just discovered the joy of stretch denim in the last couple of years. Given up Levis for Luckys
- Doesn't Levis have stretch denim though?

In bed in jeans right now. Belt too.

put your boots on, don't want to catch a cold
Not the belt as well

If im tired enough I can sleep in literally anything. But if I wake up again I will change clothes.

People who sleep with their socks on are even worse. Wake up with sweaty ass feet, nasty.

You don't understand, my feet and hands are REALLY cold all the time. So I either burry them under my blanket or they'll freeze off while the rest of my body evaporates from heat
- You might have Reynaud's Phenomenon, do your fingers and toes sometimes turn purple if it's really cold? It's a blood circulation condition, mostly harmless but a little bit annoying. It's a real medical condition, ask your doctor if you think you have it. If it's really bad you might want to take blood thinners.
My man, I don't need socks on to wake up with sweaty-ass feet. My feet are always moist :(
People who have sweaty ass feet are nasty.
My socks keep my feet warm because they ain't sweat in my life.
Which now that I think about it, seems really odd

I really hate the thought of wearing clothes to bed that have been worn outside of my house - it feels like they're too "contaminated" for my bed. Also I couldn't sleep in jeans because the undercarriage needs to breathe!

Me, who's drunk and fully clothed, with shoes

Drunk
Fully Clothed
Is it truly sleep if you wake up more tired than when you went to bed?

It's not the jeans that bother me. It's when my belt gets flipped sideways somehow and digs into my hip that fucking sucks. Like what woke me up this morning.

Is this uncommon?

Bonus points if you also sleep with a bigass metal belt clip

Well then I must be a monster because I will sleep in whatever clothes I happen to have on. Doesn't matter if it's jeans, dress pants, or anything else.

Why are you watching me in bed?

Why are you wearing jeans in bed?
- Less laundry to do.

Ah yes. Being too poor to not sleep in your clothes for lack of heat in your house.

Lack of blankets as well?

YOU DARE CALL UPON ME

Jeans are comfy to sleep in. Some big, thick fabric that drapes over my legs. Pick up a pair of Secret Denim jeans by Oni Jeans and you'll never want to take them off

Jeans and a Jean jacket? Don’t even need a sleeping bag at that point!

I'd fall asleep in a 3 piece suit if I'm stoned enough.

Clothes is clothes.

Well yea, suits are typically pretty smooth and comfortable, particularly the pants. Jeans are far worse.
- Not all jeans suck.

I sleep in cargo pants. No buttons allowed just Velcro.

Interesting study: https://journals.lww.com/jlgtd/Abstract/2019/07000/Exploring_Hygienic_Behaviors_and_Vulvodynia.8.aspx

Results: …Compared with women who reported never wearing tight-fitting jeans or pants, women wearing tight-fitting jeans or pants 4 or more times per week had twice the odds of vulvodynia (95% CI = 1.14–3.95)…

Why is it weird? I mean, I don't wear a belt if I do sleep in my jeans, but since that wasn't specified in the meme I would assume it isn't relevant