Turkey's Happiness Over Time
Turkey's Happiness Over Time
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If it's weight divided by happiness, it should spike to infinity instead of dropping to zero
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i believe as the turkey does not feel any happiness it should be either 0 or undefined, resulting in the function being undefined beyond death either way.
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True. If it realizes death is iminent, it spikes as this will, at some scale, still be a gradual process where happiness approaches zero before actually reaching it. If not, it stays wherever it would normally be in those instances. Starting at the moment of death, undefined.
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I believe the slash is being used to mean "or", rather than as a division sign.
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Weight = happiness
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Getting a free-range, heritage turkey from a local farm is well-worth it, if it is affordable (or you can pool money to make it affordable). You can genuinely taste a significant difference. Not only do they grow for a longer period and get a more varied diet but they have a less stressful, happier life with more experiences. I think that the happiness makes them taste better.
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Upvote for sourcing properly, even though I don't really agree with the contents of the source, it makes the joke a lot funnier.
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I make no endorsement of the source itself :)
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This one probably takes the cake for most hilarious out-of-context from the source https://old.reddit.com/r/boneachingjuice/comments/10pbwzv/egg_face_surgery/
EDIT: Come to think of it, there should be a Bone Aching Juice spinoff for Lemmy. EDIT2: It is done.
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I don't think that the turkey lived a happy life in the livestock factory
Well the chart could be showing a constant mass with decreasing happiness.
Alternatively, as happiness goes to zero, the weight will remain constant until cooking, so after the surprise, the line should go to infinity until cooking.
Edit: aww, fuck. Someone else already said it. I'm 5 days late.