1y ago

Would you pet a cat for $800?

$800 to pet a cat. The cat likes being petted and his name is Jim.

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Am I expected to pay or be paid the $800?
- Your choice
You wouldn’t download a cat.
- FUCK YOU I WOULD IF I COULD
Yes, I would accept getting paid $800 to pet a cat. I'd take less, but now that you made the offer I'll just take that offer.
Am I receiving the $800 or paying the $800?
I wouldn't pay any amount of money to pet a cat. But I would gladly pet a cat if I was paid any amount of money.
Fuck no, that's way too much.
I'll pay $801 to pet the cat!
- I like where this is going. $801.01 to pet the cat.
  
  $801.01 and 1 peso
This sounds like a trick. Are you going to sell my organs?
My skin is sensitive to fur, but I'll gladly pet a cat if I get paid $800.
Depends wether I'm paying or being paid. Also what type of cat? That could be anywhere from a tame kitten to a fully grown tiger
Not sure I can afford to pay you 800 but I would really like to pet Jim...
Keep the money, I'll just pet Jimmy for free
I can pet my own cat for free
I don't like furry textures, so I would not pay any amount of money to pet the cat. Actually, I'm more likely to pay money to not have to pet the cat. However, I would accept $800 to pet the cat.
I love cats, just, like, not touching me lol.
- But they're so fluffy and they smell good
  
  But they're so fluffy
  Yeah that's kinda the "problem." Unfortunately my brain doesn't have the tools to deal with those kinds of textures.
Jim sounds nice. I'd pet him for free, even without the $800
How long do I get to pet the cat, and do I need to clean up his poops?
No, I've met Jim he's a total asshole
The word 'cat' doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence...
I have my own family cat and he won't ever leave me alone ever and hates when I leave. His name is guy and he likes to cuddle and purr on me or in my arms now and distrusts my mom so much so that he doesn't even let her hold him. She is the real owner of the cat.
Sure, how often will I get paid? Can I do this from home?
I accept your offer of giving me $800 to pet this cat named Jim. That should cover my travel expenses. When we doing this?
A lot of men pay $800 - or even more! - just to pet a pussy.
But paying for pussy just ain’t my thang.
I'd pet a cat because cat
No because what if Jay-Z offered me $500,000 to pet him?
No. Seems like a trap.
Is it ugly?
How much to cut it into small pieces and feed it to the hounds?

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