All of the above

I think he may be the only person on earth that has more of a unibrow when he doesn’t even have eyebrows.

That bottem left image is so incredibly cursed
- He looks older without the mustache, which is very unusual.

You’re looking for the best answer

I’ve always felt if there’s a “best” answer, your question probably sucked
- This was the biggest adjustment for me with my last program. I was one of those annoying people that tested super quickly, and I developed some bad habits such as picking out the key parts of the question and immediately moving on as soon as I hit an answer that checked the right boxes. When I came up against "they're all technically correct, but you need to choose the MOST correct answer" it was a goddamn brick wall. I adjusted and grew because of it, but holy shit do I have a new button to push when it comes to multiple choice (and trick questions, but that's a whole soapbox).
  I say all that to add that there is something to it. It made me learn the material in a more applicable way. I stopped trying to just retain lecture based on what seemed likely to be tested, and starting understanding concepts as a whole. It kind of forces you to work abstractly with what you've learned. I still hate it, but I won't deny that kind of testing had a positive impact.

Gotta swap the two rightmost ones, then you can do a diagram of X axis being brows and Y axis being mustache...

Is that... The mask?

It would look funnier if you included the expansive fivehead he's got.

Is D all of the above?

yes

The mic from the top two looks like a tiny bowler hat for the bottom two.

Hairless Harvey

No thank you DO NOT WANT
- This is bigger than you man!

He looks fake in all of them. That man is made of putty.

He's one of those Hollywood guys. They are all fake.
- Actually he’s from Welch WV. I live very close to there and know his family.
  He’s just a regular dude. Misogynistic? Yep? Just a regular old hillbilly from McDowell (By God) WV.

For numbers as answers it's most often the greater of the two middle ones

E) they all Racist

We got the memo last time. It's just a meme, y'all don't have to bring this kind of stuff up every time he's mentioned.
- Yeah we do. Same with that police office yelling "I'm hit!" Over the acorn. I still see people who don't have the context, and not everyone is as online as you or I. Pieces of shit don't deserve to not be known as such, and not everyone gets the memo the first time.

It's always C or the longest answer

None of them are okay. The "normal" one is the worst one in a way because it threads that line of the uncanny valley where your subconscious is telling you some weird shit is going on.