1y ago

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Japanese toilets are now beyond western comprehension.
- It evacuates the waste before it's waste
  
  That's called food waste and it's a serious problem here in Canada.
Witness the rapture, for the meat is true of spirit
- hebrews 5:14
  But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.
  
  Hebrew National
Been a minute since ive had my meat sucked away. How much for this thing?
- “$1400?!?!?” “Watch, this motherfucker’s still gonna buy it.” “This is ridiculous” Source
  
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You've heard of air fried, but the future is in vacuum fried.
Its not the vent, this is the rapture but the only true believer was a dead pig.
There would be a cloud of ash getting sucked up too if this were real.
Is that a fly going along for the ride?
- well no the ventilation duct isn't actually sucking the meat up it's just a joke. the fly is carrying it
The latest in vac-lev technology
I just need to clean my apartment, m-m-man. And you’re being reeeal weird about it
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It’s hungry as well!

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