Who's hungry?

you need to pair that with some hotdog flavored soda.

The most unbelievable part of this image is that they're only 120 calories.

.....wonder what the caffeine content is.

What kind of sugars are so low in calories that you can add 20g of them but end up with just 120 (kilo)calories?
- Sucralose.
  If you added however many grams of regular sucrose adds up to 120 calories, then the rest of the 20 grams as sucralose, technically you could make it work.

"except those naturally occurring in mountain dew"

Ah yes, the vast fields of from the mountain Dew. There cans of Dew occur naturally.
- It's what happens when you water your hot dog tree with mountain dew.

Oh so those are the dogs that were let out.

Not hungry any more. Thanks!

I'm holding out for Baja Brats.

This is what happens when you eat too many freeze pops.

This might be a dumb question, but is this real?

No it's not real (had to look it up myself a week or two ago)
- I thought it wasn’t, but dumber things exist so I had the slightest uncertainty.

Well sadly the world is at a point where I have no idea if this is real or not.

More American than a monster truck jumping over 100 bald eagles on the 4th of July.
- Sir you have been reported to the authorities.
  You did not indicate the excessive use of Budweiser in your comment about American culture.

One of these a day keeps the doctor away... But keep the coroner on speed dial.

Don't look too appetizing.

And this isn’t an obvious plant?

So when do we get Flaming Hot flavored hot dogs? Because there's Flaming Hot everything else.

What are we looking at here?
- I tried adding the comment: "Interesting little spots, I'd be unable to distinguish between meat products or mold."
- Skulls, looks like.
  Check the username.

Don't do drugs.
Or you'll end up with a job in the US food industry.

Surprisingly low calories...