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1y ago

How

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I think I have what you are looking for
- Damn that seems like the perfect tool!!! I'll get one and report back
- IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
  
  YUH
- Great to have a tutorial!
Free lifting has helped my posture tremendously. You don't need to focus on being a buff gymbro. Just enough intensity to build enough muscle to force your bones into the right shape.
- I'm not asking for posture advice, I'm asking how to remove it
  
  Oh well then.. I know a guy that knows a guy. Hope you dont mind headaches.
- Any exercises you would recommend in particular?
I for one need my cervical spine. I am not going to get rid of it.
- Why need? It seems unnecessary. Snail doesn't have it, why should I
  
  Snail also has no dick cut it off
- So what, you think you're just better than an invertebrate? Say that to an octopus's face
- Can't be a neckbeard if you have no neck.
This guy might help
- Does seem to have the side effect of removing the head though. I only want to remove the highlighted parts
  
  Don't worry, the rest is free of charge
- See that's good and all but what I want is to remove it, not fix a posture problem.
  
  Wow, you've tried nothing and are all out of ideas!
  
  don't say that im helping you
Snap it back into place!
- That won't remove it, that will correct it
Rip it out like a man you wimp
/s
- Seems like a good idea on the surface, but it'll delete other parts that I want to keep.
  
  Then glue them back on. Just do it, coward!
Call your local predator.
- Seems expensive, any DIY methods?
  
  Do you have access to a hungry lion, by any chance?
Pull it out
- I tried that but it was connected to other stock parts I don't want to delete
  
  It's like a tablecloth, you have to pull it fast so everything that's attached to it will stay in place.
  Note: you may experience some minor discomfort as the nerve endings separate. This is normal and should quickly resolve itself.
- Finish him!
Foward, Down, Forward, High Punch
- https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/streetfighter/images/c/c7/Ssf43d-s4.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111118134158
Step 1: Stop hunching your head forward.
Barring physical issues preventing it, that's it.
- No, no you've misunderstood the question.
  
  So you're afraid to try? Good news then, you're already spineless! 😈
Vote
- For?
Close your eyes

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