Canadian rule

Unfortunately my arsehole doesn't take kindly to being bothered unlubed.

Then you shouldn't have had it circumcised
- And leave my pink sock flapping around in the wind? No thanks!
Pro tip, get some solid coconit oil, melt it into ice cube trays, and wait for it to solidify again. Then, all you have to do is pop a cube in and wait a few minutes for your body heat to melt it and you're good to go
- Instructions unclear, put ice cold coconut oil up my keester
- Other than the last step this is great advice. My ex and I used coconut oil and it was great.
- I've had ice cream headaches before, but not what you described here
- Mhmmm, accidental coconut oil coca-cola for the whole family. Don't ask what is up with the ice cube tray.
- Ok but w/e you do do NOT use ANY oil with silicone toys. Your (plastic) dick will literally melt.
Just go slow and use pre

My circumcised bros, can you really not fap without lotion?

I don't know why people keep saying you need it to do the deed, I've been at it for 20 years without lotion and it's fine
Adding lube or lotion to the equation just makes clean up worse
- The smegma gang gets weird fucking ideas sometimes
- You been at it for 20 years? I think you need some lube, mate
- Not everyone is cut the same
  Some get more, and some get less cut off.
  Sounds like you were fortunate and got less cut off.
  Circumcision is common in US, mentioning lotion with masterbating is common.
  Like you said, no one would use lotion unless they had to.
- I'm jealous of you... I get nothing without lube. Need head stimulation and it's NOT good dry. But yeah, cleanup sucks
I used to be able to, but a lifetime of manual labor has laden my hands with callouses that make it HIGHLY unpleasant without some lube
- Bro got the built in texture
- They are ribbed for your pleasure
- Sounds like you need to man up and build calluses on your dick.
I have never used it
I've never used lube.
Nah I can do it just fine without, I've only ever used lotion like a few times in my life just to try because it seems like a common thing when you see a reference to "Lotion and Kleenex". I felt like it brought nothing to the experience but an extra mess to clean up
- It's an easy movie trope.
We can. At least most of us. Though I suspect there's significantly less play in the skin, so it may be more difficult for some.
- Everyone in this entire thread is saying they're fine. There's just this weird, incel group that storms around the internet from time to time spreading bullshit about circumcision. It's exhausting. Get a life, you douchebags.
I can. It is definitely not nearly as much fun though. More of a "just get the job done so I can go back to what I was doing".
Works fine for me. I gotta stop after round 6 though.
- HOW DO YOU EVEN GO TWO?
It depends on how far the doctors went when they removed a part of you without permission or consent. There are levels of skin tightness that some people are on the unfortunate end of, if the doctor took an excessive amount. And in general, there are a huge number of nerves in the foreskin which are significantly more sensitive, so cut members will need more stimulation than they would have, and that can lead to chaffing when attempting to receive the same results as they could have with foreskin.
No. I still have enough skin to slide.
- Get your Ehlers danlos dick out of here

I always wondered what happened to all those circumcised foreskins after they're removed. Turns out they formed a gang.

Calamari night at the buffet
- bruh
- knew it was sus they went so far out of their way to make it look like squid
Cosmetics, apparently: https://www.bostonmagazine.com/health/2015/04/14/baby-foreskin-facial-boston-hydrafacial/

I'm cut and I don't need lube. Like don't just mash it bro/sis

I never asked for this

I cannot believe we didn't leave this MRA circumcision bullshit on reddit.

Ya'll care way too much about your fucking dicks

"Genital mutilation doesn't matter because men can't be victims" is what I read there. Get the fuck out of here with that sexist bullshit.
- It’s also just completely ignoring the fact that trans women exist. Circumcision can negatively affect bottom surgery outcomes.
And you are reading way too much into a shitpost meme
Why are you against informed consent for cosmetic surgery?
i do care about my dick
ironic of.you to hate on reddit, being so serious abt stuff like redditors are
Fellas, is it sexist to be against mutilating infants?

We're a gang now? Sweet! Or salty?

Bitter, like blue cheese.

I guess need is debatable, but lube makes it better anyway. Why wouldn't you want lube?

More cleanup
- Guys normally need a cleanup either way, no?

True North strong and free

Well True North Strong, for sure. Given my kinks? Free aint so common
- You get what you pay for?

No foreskin and no lubricant, just scabs from ripping the skin

Scabs for her pleasure™

I just risk ripping the skin. It is what it is

Imagine having an inferior penis aesthetic 💀

This post was made by the cut gang

At least I'm all natural. Imagine having your body parts cut without actually good reason
- No, but for real, I think it's really cool how you all body shame people who didn't have a choice in how their body parts look. Really virtuous, you guys.
  In case you can't tell, that was sarcasm you fucking "progressive" losers.

Perfect post ngl